For years couples have been at war: Who left the seat up? Who dented the car?
And all this time, unbeknownst to men, women have been keeping score.
Until now. Intrepid researcher and lazy relationship partner I. Glebe reveals
the secret formula that has kept relationships off-balance for years.
Sometimes taking out the trash gets a guy "points" and sometimes it doesn't (Is
it actually trash night? Did he leave it on the curb or on top of her car while
he shot some hoops?) The accrual of these nebulous points has determined
everything from whether a guy gets to watch the game in peace, or attend a
bachelor party. In Vegas.
Points is both a handbook and a cheat sheet. Guys are guaranteed* to find some
helpful point-gaining ideas. (Don't worry, she'll never suspect you got them
from a book!) And women are guaranteed** to learn new methods of profiting from
the inevitable blunders.
If bestselling titles like He's Just Not That Into You helped you narrow the
field, The Rules brought you together, and Why Do Men Have Nipples explained all
the weird quirks and smells, Points will make you and your partner (this one or
the next one) winners for life!
*Not Really **Of course.