One day you log into the computer and notice that your husband has a secret screen name: HotRod287. Next thing you know, black turtlenecks and a leather bomber jacket are his hip new signature look. And those long blond hairs in his sports car? Sorry sweetie, but they're not from your golden retriever.
Still Hot is a completely hilarious and saucy survival guide that takes you from the first inkling that your marriage is toast to regaining your long-forgotten inner peace, and all the bizarre tragicomedy that comes in between.
Through checklists, quizzes, and tongue-in-cheek vignettes, you'll
recognize yourself on every page -- playing Internet Solitaire on
Saturday night, memorizing the generic name for Valium (diazepam), and
praying that your ex's new babe's implants will rupture. In a public
place. Still Hot will get you up, get you over, and get you on with your life, laughing through it all!
pub date: 2008-03-24 | paperback | 9780762431120 |